BP14/9/11

This is really Freaky!

1.       New York City has 11 letters

2.       Afghanistan has 11 letters

3.       Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin towers in 1993) has 11 letters

4.       George W. Bush has 11 letters

This could merely be a coincidence but it gets more interesting:

1.       New York is the 11^th State.

2.       The first plane crashing against the Twin towers was flight number 11

3.       Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9+2 = 11

4.       Flight 77 which also hit the Twin towers was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11

5.       The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now know 9+1+1 =11

6.       This date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911 9+1+1 = 11

Sheer coincidence…?!

Read on and make up your own mind:

1.       Total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254 2+5+4 = 11.

2.       September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2+5+4 = 11.

3.       The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004 3+1+1+2+4 = 11

4.       The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin tower incident .

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle.

The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy book:

“For it is written the son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome eagle. The wrath of the eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced : for the wrath of the eagle cleansed the land of Allah & there was peace. ”

That verse is 9.11 of the Quran.

Still unconvinced about all of this…?!

Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

Open Microsoft word and do the following:

1.       Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin towers.

2.       Highlight the Q33 NY.

3.       Change the font size to 48.

4.       Change the actual font to WINGDINGS

What do you think now… ?!

BP11/9/11

An Igbo businessman went to put his wife's death on the local paper, they told him its N1,000 a word. He only has N4,000 so he say to them put "NGOZI CHUKWUMA IS DEAD", They looked on him with pity and told him to add another four words for free, he said thanks put in "NGOZI CHUKWUMA IS DEAD, SHOP OPENS AS USUAL"... lolz

BP10/9/11

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store, purchases another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a rubber, anyway?

So he tells his clerk, "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back. He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.

About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store.
"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist.
The clerk replies "Your house.

BP9/9/11

What not to say to your girlfriend

-when's your birthday again.

-that's the fourth piece of chicken wing you've eaten today

-haha! my friend mistook you for my elder sister the other day

-you are all on my dick

- quit whining! woman

-i wonder where i would be now without you

-wow! your sister looks hot in that dress

-you know what you are becoming more and more like your mom everyday!

-guess what? my ex-girlfriend called me today and we spent almost two hours chatting

-i wanted to buy you this fantastic gift at the shell service station just now, but it would seem my credit card just maxed out............so i hope you like your new alarm clock

- a fancy dinner in an overpriced restaurant is sooooo boring. lets try something different.......have you tried the new vegan burger at mcdonalds?....:-)

- awwww man! its valentine's day again who invented this holiday? -when's your birthday again.

-that's the fourth piece of chicken wing you've eaten today

-haha! my friend mistook you for my elder sister the other day

-you are all on my dick

- quit whining! woman

-i wonder where i would be now without you

-wow! your sister looks hot in that dress

-you know what you are becoming more and more like your mom everyday!

-guess what? my ex-girlfriend called me today and we spent almost two hours chatting

-i wanted to buy you this fantastic gift at the shell service station just now, but it would seem my credit card just maxed out............so i hope you like your new alarm clock

- a fancy dinner in an overpriced restaurant is sooooo boring. lets try something different.......have you tried the new vegan burger at mcdonalds?....:-)

- awwww man! its valentine's day again who invented this holiday?

BP8/9/11

ROMANCE ARITHMETIC

SMART MAN + SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE

SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = AFFAIR

DUMB MAN + SMART WOMAN = MARRIAGE

DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

SMART BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROFIT

SMART BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = PRODUCTION

DUMB BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROMOTION

DUMB BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = OVERTIME

SHOPPING ARITHMETIC

A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.

A  woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn’t need

GENERAL EQUATION STATS 

A worries about the future until she gets a husband

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who make more money than his wife can spend

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.