ROMANCE ARITHMETIC
SMART MAN + SMART WOMAN = ROMANCE
SMART MAN + DUMB WOMAN = AFFAIR
DUMB MAN + SMART WOMAN = MARRIAGE
DUMB MAN + DUMB WOMAN = PREGNANCY
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
SMART BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROFIT
SMART BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = PRODUCTION
DUMB BOSS + SMART EMPLOYEE = PROMOTION
DUMB BOSS + DUMB EMPLOYEE = OVERTIME
SHOPPING ARITHMETIC
A man will pay $200 for a $100 item he needs.
A woman will pay $100 for a $200 item she doesn’t need
GENERAL EQUATION STATS
A worries about the future until she gets a husband
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
A successful man is one who make more money than his wife can spend
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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