What not to say to your girlfriend
-when's your birthday again.
-that's the fourth piece of chicken wing you've eaten today
-haha! my friend mistook you for my elder sister the other day
-you are all on my dick
- quit whining! woman
-i wonder where i would be now without you
-wow! your sister looks hot in that dress
-you know what you are becoming more and more like your mom everyday!
-guess what? my ex-girlfriend called me today and we spent almost two hours chatting
-i wanted to buy you this fantastic gift at the shell service station just now, but it would seem my credit card just maxed out............so i hope you like your new alarm clock
- a fancy dinner in an overpriced restaurant is sooooo boring. lets try something different.......have you tried the new vegan burger at mcdonalds?....:-)
- awwww man! its valentine's day again who invented this holiday? -when's your birthday again.
-that's the fourth piece of chicken wing you've eaten today
-haha! my friend mistook you for my elder sister the other day
-you are all on my dick
- quit whining! woman
-i wonder where i would be now without you
-wow! your sister looks hot in that dress
-you know what you are becoming more and more like your mom everyday!
-guess what? my ex-girlfriend called me today and we spent almost two hours chatting
-i wanted to buy you this fantastic gift at the shell service station just now, but it would seem my credit card just maxed out............so i hope you like your new alarm clock
- a fancy dinner in an overpriced restaurant is sooooo boring. lets try something different.......have you tried the new vegan burger at mcdonalds?....:-)
- awwww man! its valentine's day again who invented this holiday?
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