Thursday, September 8, 2011

BP9/9/11

What not to say to your girlfriend

-when's your birthday again.

-that's the fourth piece of chicken wing you've eaten today

-haha! my friend mistook you for my elder sister the other day

-you are all on my dick

- quit whining! woman

-i wonder where i would be now without you

-wow! your sister looks hot in that dress

-you know what you are becoming more and more like your mom everyday!

-guess what? my ex-girlfriend called me today and we spent almost two hours chatting

-i wanted to buy you this fantastic gift at the shell service station just now, but it would seem my credit card just maxed out............so i hope you like your new alarm clock

- a fancy dinner in an overpriced restaurant is sooooo boring. lets try something different.......have you tried the new vegan burger at mcdonalds?....:-)

- awwww man! its valentine's day again who invented this holiday? -when's your birthday again.

-that's the fourth piece of chicken wing you've eaten today

-haha! my friend mistook you for my elder sister the other day

-you are all on my dick

- quit whining! woman

-i wonder where i would be now without you

-wow! your sister looks hot in that dress

-you know what you are becoming more and more like your mom everyday!

-guess what? my ex-girlfriend called me today and we spent almost two hours chatting

-i wanted to buy you this fantastic gift at the shell service station just now, but it would seem my credit card just maxed out............so i hope you like your new alarm clock

- a fancy dinner in an overpriced restaurant is sooooo boring. lets try something different.......have you tried the new vegan burger at mcdonalds?....:-)

- awwww man! its valentine's day again who invented this holiday?

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